About the site

Angry TV Robot has been my personal website since early 2007. Here I put a lot of the stuff I deal with, including projects and knowledge that I've collected over the years. It's also my own personal playground, where I play around with new ideas and code. I use this site in part to learn new things and test them out, while presenting a bit of myself to the world. This site is also a bit of a dream of mine, as a web designer. I have been trying to get a website online for years and years but only succeeded for real when this site came online.

So, 'why an Angry TV Robot?' you might say. Well, the answer to that one is pretty simple. You see, when I first got my credit card, I got excited because it meant I would finally be able to get web space and put up a website. But I didn't even have a site created yet. So I wasn't going to pick a name and buy space until that happened. That was until, however, I came back from a weekend and saw the robot that had been assembled in my dorm room out of my roommate's television and refrigerator. I quickly had my name and I jumped on it, scooping it up before anyone else could. It's where my logo came from, and it will forever be my personal flagship website.

So this is version four of my site. Someone might be inclined to ask something to the effect of how often do I change the look of the site. Well, the answer to that is often. I have never been able to settle on a look I truly like. So I go at it hoping that one day a redesign will stick for a little while. So I'd say this one has a few months left on it, unless it really grows on me and never leaves.

About the author

Well gee, about me? Where to begin.... Well, I've been working on websites since I was twelve, starting with the realization that HTML files could be opened as text files, and the words inside kind of made sense. From there I quickly learned a lot, under the tutelage of the internet and some of the guys on it. I hit a little peak a few years ago, but powered through it to learn scripting. Now my websites are better and more advanced than ever.

I'm in college, at a university in Pennsylvania. I do have a Facebook account, if you want to go search for me. Kudos if you find me, and remember to tell me that you friended me because of this website. I like a couple things, and dislike even more. I don't party, smoke, drink, do drugs, or like religion. I do have a job, but I don't make nearly enough money off of it to like it a lot. Hopefully I'll find something better soon. I read a lot, and like to consider myself a semi-intelligent person- at least about some topics.

You're not going to find a picture of me on here, because I'm fairly camera-shy. Well, maybe I'm in a picture or two, but I'll never say. You might find me in some videos, but I'll never admit to it.

Technical shit and disclaimers

First off, a disclaimer or two. This website is a personal website and in no way should be taken as something offensive, even if offensive content is shown here. I'll stay inside the law, so you shut up. I'm also going to curse, because I'm a human and humans curse. Don't think your kid should be visiting my site because they shouldn't be exposed to such language? Like your kid doesn't curse.... I started when I was eight, and I was actually raised properly by my parents. Also, while reading this website could possibly cure cancer, I'm going to go ahead and say it won't so you can't sue me later after you die from cancer. That's right, I typed that.

Here's the technical shit. This website was designed using a 1440x900 screen and Mozilla Firefox. Don't have it? Get it. Then kill yourself for not having already had it. The site has been tested with all major browsers, including Safari, Opera, Chrome, and yes... even IE 7. I don't give a shit about IE 6. If you have that, you deserve swift death from above.

Like it sort of says in the footer, I cannot be held responsible for how much of a pussy you are when reacting to what you read on this site. If you don't like it, leave. I don't care. It's not like a rising hit counter makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. There's not a thing on Earth that can do that.

I don't even have a hit counter.